動物園的大象有糖尿病，但他偷吃了蘋果，管理員問他"今天吃了幾個蘋果?"，大象說"3個"．女朋友騎在大象背上，這時，有人過來問她，需要飲料嗎？ 女朋友回答："如果可以的話，我想要無糖可樂"．這時大象踩到一只手機(jī)，問："那是誰的手機(jī)?"．我們路過一棵大樹，我看到Richard在樹上，我于是問他，"Richard,你在上面做什么?"，女朋友注意到Richard，說他很象某個電影里那個傲慢的家伙，問我象不象？"他是誰？老實(shí)說，我不那么喜歡他．"天很快要黑了，女朋友說，她答應(yīng)父母，8:00pm要回家，我說，你又不是小孩子，干嗎那么聽話？女朋友說"一個人應(yīng)該信守諾言，否則沒有人會相信他"．
04 How many apples did you eat today ?
05 If it is possible, I'd like to have a Diet Coke.
06 Whose cellular phone is this anyway?
07 Richard, what are you doing up there?
08 Who is that? To tell the truth, I don't like him that much.
09 One should keep one's promise, otherwise no one will trust him or her.