最近剛結婚，我媽來了，丈母娘來了，這幾天，發現自己很傻。以前以為我媽是很直爽的人，最近也發現媽媽也是有點精明的。岳母更是非常了得的人。 老婆一直以為岳父已經比較糊涂，頭腦不清楚，岳母也不是那么精明了。這次來了，才知道，岳父其實也很精的。我們年輕一代，其實不如他們，具體事情就不說了。（老婆說，我這口氣，好像是以前認為比他們精明，其實老婆以為岳父母糊涂，就是自己以為自己清楚）。

具體事情就不說了，記錄以下以前看到的一個段子

My Father

When I was:
Four years old: My daddy can do anything.
Five years old: My daddy knows a whole lot.
Six years old: My dad is smarter than your dad.
Eight years old: My dad doesn't know exactly everything.
Ten years old: In the olden days, when my dad grew up, things were sure different.
Twelve years old: Oh, well, naturally, Dad doesn't know anything about that. He is too old to remember his childhood.
Fourteen years old: Don't pay any attention to my dad. He is so old-fashioned.
Twenty-one years old: Him? My Lord, he's hopelessly out of date.
Twenty-five years old: Dad knows about it, but then he should, because he has been around so long.
Thirty years old: Maybe we should ask Dad what he thinks. After all, he's had a lot of experience.
Thirty-five years old: I'm not doing a single thing until I talk to Dad.
Forty years old: I wonder how Dad would have handled it. He was so wise.
Fifty years old: I'd give anything if Dad were here now so I could talk this over with him. Too bad I didn't appreciate how smart he was. I could have learned a lot from him.

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中文翻譯：

我的爸爸

當我四歲的時候：爸爸可以做任何事。
當我五歲的時候：爸爸知道的很多。
當我六歲的時候：我爸爸比你爸爸聰明。
當我八歲的時候：爸爸并不是知道每一件事。
當我十歲的時候：在爸爸成長的舊日里，事情和現在完全不同。
當我十二歲的時候：哦，很顯然，爸爸對于那件事什么也不知道。他太老了，回憶不起自己的童年了。
當我十四歲的時候：別管我爸爸。他太守舊了。
當我二十一歲的時候：他？上帝，他是無可救藥地過時了。
當我二十五歲的時候：爸爸對此了解，但是這是他應該了解的，因為他已經經歷了這么多。
當我三十歲的時候：也許我們該問問爸爸他是怎么想的。畢竟他有很多經驗。
當我三十五歲的時候：除非我和爸爸談談，否則我不能做任何事。
當我四十歲的時候：我想知道爸爸會怎樣處理這件事。他是如此明智。
當我五十歲的時候：如果爸爸在這，我會把所有的東西都給他。太遺憾了，我沒有意識到他是多么明智。我本來能從他身上學到更多